Intentionally Random...

This story is more proof that my life is fake and the people writing it can't keep up. So they hire lazy writers. Who come up with stories like this on:

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/16186311/detail.html

It starts off innocuous enough. Just some weird anti-drug story:

Georgia retailers soon will be banned from selling candy flavored to taste like marijuana to children.

Later on, the irony is too much to handle:

Senator Doug Stoner pushed the bill in the senate. "I don't think that folks are aware this is going on," Stoner told Channel 2 in April.

Come on! Senator Stoner and his anti pot candy bill? Right. And Representative Denny Bong said...

Whatever.